Angela knew there might be a problem when she announced that she intended to marry her cat. There would be the expected fuss from the usual quarters, but this was the 21 st century, and after all, she was living in California. It wasn’t as though she wanted to marry a dangerous or wild animal or a close family member. Boots was just an ordinary cat. What she hadn’t expected was the explosion of outrage because Boots was a bitch. Somehow, a “Women Against Lesbian Bestiality” group had materialized within 48 hours of the announcement being posted on LookAtMe. What Angela had thought would be a few dozen friends meeting for the ceremony and picnic in Golden Gate Park now looked like attracting a hundred thousand people. Her page was already covered with messages from city officials regarding permits, applications and fees required for policing, traffic management, parking, portable restrooms, and barriers for crowd control and management, along with indemnity polic...